Like swag what girl doesn’t like getting with guys. And she’s not fat yo. Like I’ve met her in person. Get the hell off my page. And stop stalking Sarah. You’re clearly jealous if you can’t get off her page. You stalked her page to find me. How pathetic are you. Get a life.
tip: never say this to a girl, she will slaughter u
^ fuck your tip if she’s being bitch she gon get treated like a bitch
Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason.
But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.
I NEVER CAUGHT THE PARALLEL
Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune
Happy Earth Day 🌎 #boulderhawaii
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Pink - I think you’re cute.
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