when you pushing out the fart
then you realize it aint fart
After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.
Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again
thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine
if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy
*puts metaphor between cigarette* it’s a teeth
*breaking free with karaoke lyrics comes on tv* *doesn’t need lyrics*
you don’t need drugs to have a good time
Do you expect me to believe that drugs were not involved here.
|—||Archbishop Desmond Tutu (via adrianamtz-r)|